Chapter 20: Crying Out

“Little rascal Xiao Fan!”
“You’re so wicked!”
“How annoying~” Li Bixian, both shy and bashful, threw a playful slap at Zeng Xiaofan.
“Mm!” Zeng Xiaofan grunted, his face instantly flushed crimson, unable to utter a word.
Li Bixian gasped in surprise, clearly startled, her cheeks blooming with red as she dared not speak.
The two stared at each other for quite a while before Zeng Xiaofan gestured and strode out first.
Li Bixian quickly grabbed a few snakeskin bags and followed after him.
“Little brat…”
“You’ve got some strength…” Li Bixian muttered to herself, giggling under her breath.
Zeng Xiaofan led Li Bixian to a secluded mountain valley,
No one lived nearby, and many of the rice paddies had long since become fallow.
Zeng Xiaofan stopped, said not a word, and began to pull down his trousers.
Li Bixian grew even shyer at the sight, scolding him,
“Scoundrel…”
“Why are you in such a hurry!”
“Don’t you need any preparation at all?”
Zeng Xiaofan smiled faintly,
“What’s there to prepare? Let’s just get it done!”
“You’re wearing a skirt, it’s convenient, you don’t even need to take it off…”
“Huh?”
“Not even my underwear?” Li Bixian stammered.
Zeng Xiaofan shuddered at her words, his face suddenly ablaze, awkwardly replying,
“Ahem… Why take off your underwear for this…”
“No need, really. If you do, you’ll catch a chill, and besides—if there are any leeches in the field, they might crawl up and latch onto your butt…”
“What… How do we do it if I don’t take it off?” Li Bixian was still baffled,
“And we’re doing this in the field?”
“The paddies are all muddy… how do we manage?”
“Am I supposed to bend over in the field?”
Zeng Xiaofan chuckled, “Of course. If you don’t bend over, would you rather sit in the mud?”
“Haha… Don’t worry, you don’t have to do anything.”
“Just hold the flashlight and shine it for me, the rest is up to me!”
“Ahem… You’re such a pervert~”
“You want me to hold a flashlight for you…”
“You’re really twisted… but… I kind of like it~”
Li Bixian smiled seductively, her eyes brimming with passion.
Zeng Xiaofan grew even more confused at her reaction.

“Wait… Sister Xian… What does this have to do with being perverted?”
“It’s slippery and wet, if you don’t shine the flashlight, it’ll slip away as soon as I move!”
“If I don’t grab it firmly, it’ll instantly slip out of sight!”
“Get lost!” Li Bixian punched Zeng Xiaofan with her dainty fist, scolding him,
“What nonsense… How could it be that slippery… Besides… it won’t just disappear~”
“You’re always talking nonsense…”
“Ah~ Enough, stop rambling, hurry up!”
“You’ve talked me into submission… Come on, darling Xiao Fan!”
With that, Li Bixian pouted her luscious lips and leaned in to kiss Zeng Xiaofan.
Zeng Xiaofan quickly dodged, scratching his head awkwardly,
“Sister Xian… Please don’t…”
“Uh, time is short, let’s get down to business!”
Li Bixian frowned at his words, complaining,
“Hmph! Not even one kiss?”
“Do you really have to be so direct?”
“Fine, fine… let’s do it.”
She bit her lower lip, turned around, and bent over, presenting herself expectantly to Zeng Xiaofan.
But after waiting for a long moment, she still didn’t feel Zeng Xiaofan make a move.
“Hey! Didn’t you say we should hurry?”
“Why aren’t you doing anything?”
Li Bixian turned impatiently, only to see Zeng Xiaofan already in his shorts, wading into the paddy.
“Sister Xian! Shine the flashlight for me, will you!”
“I can’t see a thing!”
“Huh?” Li Bixian was baffled,
“I’ll shine it, but why are you so far away?”
“Are you planning a running start? You heartless thing, so rough with your sister?”
She laughed and shook her head, but still pointed the flashlight behind herself.
Zeng Xiaofan followed the beam, and was instantly stupefied!
Just one glance and his whole body froze like iron…
“No… Sister Xian… I meant for you to shine the flashlight on the frogs in the field…”
“Why are you shining it on your own butt?”
“Huh?” Li Bixian stiffened, utterly dumbfounded,
“What… What did you say?”
“Shine it on frogs???”
“What else?” Zeng Xiaofan was bewildered.
Li Bixian’s face darkened, hastily straightening up and coldly retorting,
“You said the thing you wanted me to do—the thing that makes people go ‘wah-wah’—was catching frogs?”

“Yes…”
“Frogs cry ‘wah-wah’ when you catch them, don’t they?”
“And aren’t they wet and slippery in the water? Easy to escape, so I need you to shine the flashlight for me…”
“Is there a problem?”
Zeng Xiaofan noticed her expression and frowned,
“What’s wrong, Sister Xian… Why are you suddenly angry?”
“Don’t you want to do this wah-wah thing with me?”
“Isn’t it fun and exciting?”
“Exciting!!”
“It’s beyond exciting!” Li Bixian rolled her eyes at Zeng Xiaofan, too angry to speak.
“Uh…”
Zeng Xiaofan scratched his head and muttered under his breath,
“What just happened…”
“Everything was fine a moment ago, but now she’s angry?”
“I told her to shine the flashlight and she shined it on her own butt…”
As he reflected on her reaction and their earlier conversation,
Slowly, Zeng Xiaofan finally realized!
Suddenly enlightened, he looked at Li Bixian and stammered,
“No… Sister Xian, did you think I wanted to…”
Now it was Li Bixian’s turn to blush furiously, snapping,
“With you? Absolutely not!!”
“Catch frogs, catch frogs! Hurry up and get to it!!”
“Go catch your big frog!”
Embarrassed and angry, Li Bixian kicked Zeng Xiaofan’s backside.
“Hahahahaha~~~~”
Seeing her reaction, Zeng Xiaofan was even more certain of his guess, and burst out laughing,
“Hahaha!”
“Sister Xian, oh Sister Xian!”
“You say I’m perverted, but I think you’re the one with the dirty mind!”
“I just suggested catching frogs, and you thought of that…”
“And you even shined the flashlight… hahaha…”
“You’re killing me, not only are you lustful, you’ve got quite the imagination!”
“And your tastes are certainly… open…”
“Hahaha…”